Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
