I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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