Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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