somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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