Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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