He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just gargled with NyQuil
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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