Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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