yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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