suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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