Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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