You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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