I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
