she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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