yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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