im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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