my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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