She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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