That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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