So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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