She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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