I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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