What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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