We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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