Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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