Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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