so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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