You made me cry and you don't even care
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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