No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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