pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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