Im at strip club and am horny
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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