I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I see more hoeing in ur future
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