I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
