He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I currently don't understand fingers.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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