did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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