Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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