Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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