I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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