I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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