I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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