Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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