too bad you live with your parents still
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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