So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm at about main and main street
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
