Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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