But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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