You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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