Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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