we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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