Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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