Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
My pussy is not your playground.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
