but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
time to smoke my breakfast
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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