so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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