But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
i think im in europe. pls send help
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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