im drinking this country out of the recession.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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