we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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