that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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